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The Celebrity Cheat Pass: Do You & Your Hubby Have Them?

When I said “I do” almost 6 years ago,  I meant every single solitary vow- and still do. I love that man more than life itself. But I am a reasonable gal and like many couples I have a single-use celebrity cheat pass for my husband– primarily, because celebrity cheat passes have a solid history of  never being cashed in. Should he ever have the luck of the waitress who wooed Clooney… it may be time to renegotiate said pass- but for now, I’m totally cool with it.

Though never said out loud, Carrie Underwood is without a doubt on James’ short list of candidates for the cheat pass. And because I am a loving and supportive wife, this week I sat in 2 1/2 hours of traffic for a date night with my husband’s “other woman” for a 45 minute show.

As we waited in line for the show, I joked with my husband about the swirling rumors about Carrie sporting a baby bump- But, within 3 minutes of Carrie taking the stage in her short dress shorts and sequined booties, my husband quickly dispelled those rumors-

“Look at those legs. There’s NO WAY she’s pregnant!”

Huh? What? What does that even mean? Did I carry our children in my legs? Apparently so.

{text message from James’ co-worker who was also at the show}

“Her legs are AMAZING!”

Fine, Fine. She’s gorgeous. I get it.

Preparing for her final song, she said with her sweet southern charm:

“Whew! You guys,  It’s been a while since I sang song after song… I need get back to the gym.”  {as she gestured to her perfectly fit body)

The crowd went wild “Carrie we love you!” “You look amazing, Carrie!”

{insert eye roll}

{Facebook comment from another co-worker}
“Does Corine mind you spending the evening with your celebrity girlfriend?”

Pfft! Absolutely not.

Because I have a list of celebrity boyfriends myself, and my list is way more justified than his– which, Carrie Underwood- fine– but he also has a spot held for Shania Twain (yes, for real).

(left to right: Tony Lucca, Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake, Ian Somerhalder)

And…. I totally just accidentally sent  the above collage to James while preparing this post. Whoops!

For the record honey, I switched out Ryan Reynolds for Ryan Gosling. What can I say? I am of the Mickey Mouse Club Generation.

Do you have a celebrity cheat pass? Which celebs are on your short list?

Cori

Cori is an East Coast Beauty and Style blogger, YouTube host and Mom of 3, dishing tips and trends from her laptop (and sometimes iPhone) for busy gals on the go.

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  • So funny. My Hubby & I agree that he can divorce me to marry Katy Perry. The condition being he must invite my friend & I to their Cirque du Soleil wedding & sit us with Carson Kressley between us! Where he has a crush on Katy... I just desperately want to shop with Carson!!!

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